HA! I love it. "We're going to have our convention in New York, but we don't trust New Yorkers. They're all a bunch of liars and soddomites, mouse carriers and AIDS givers, thieves and charlatans. The only reason we're going there is because we've adopted their civic tragedy as our national tragedy, even though we told them to go [Cheney-esque expletive] themselves when it came time to clean-up."
One has to wonder, why didn't they hold the convention in a Red State? Oh yeah, because while everyone wants to come FROM a Red State, no one wants to GO to one. "Hey, I live in Wyoming, so let's go to Nebraska for a convention! That'll be a nice change! Yee haw!"