Thursday, September 16, 2004

Wishful Thinking

From Slacktivist:

"When John Kerry takes office in January he will inherit a series of extremely difficult tasks. Undoing the damage George W. Bush has done to America will demand exceptional skill, wisdom and good fortune. The man is going to have to work miracles just to keep the downward spirals Bush has set in motion from getting even worse."

Except that we'll have to endure a lot of fucknozzles insisting that any recovery -- in either economic terms or in world standing -- is due to the steadfastness of George W. Bush. His "More Money For The Rich" scheme finally kicked in and he was never properly credited for it! People love America again because George W. Bush had been stubborn -- I'm sorry, steadfast and resolute -- and respect and honor our Purity of Essence.

Kind of the same way that some people (you know, those Fox News "some people") say that Bill Clinton wasn't responsible for the economic boom of the 1990s, but that it was a carry-over from the presidency of George H. W. Bush. Of course, to truly believe in the carry-over effect, you'd have to assume that the economic downturn in the late '80s and early '90s was due to the failed policies of...Ronald Reagan! Blaspheme!!!

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