Thursday, January 06, 2005

Another year, another wankfest

Slate's Movie Club 2004 is really quite atrocious. A bunch of critics bemoaning the state of criticism -- the establishment critics who all forced them to praise "Dogville" and "Birth," except that they didn't -- while never actually saying anything about movies.

And I never heard of him before, but Armond White is really an ass. The kind of guy who'll spit in your food and tell you that he only did it because the food was so bad already. Spit in his food, though, and watch out. And anyone who can get that offended by "Before Sunset" has got serious problems. Just because it's dark doesn't mean you're in a movie theater; your head might just be jammed up your ass.

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