Saturday, May 21, 2011

Why You Should Always Feel Guilty About Treating Yourself to Something

I placed an order for an iPad on Friday morning. I then clicked over to Google News and immediately started to find stories like this:

I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to do that. I guess mine was the straw that broke the camel's back.

I later wondered what the ship date might now be, what with this horrible explosion. That's when I discovered this:

Forget the rapture, what does all of this prophesize? Maybe I should just cancel the order and walk away. "No, that's OK. I really don't NEED one. It was just a little present I wanted to buy for myself. Please tend to the dead and wounded."